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Selena Gomez Is A Hot Little Number » January 24th, 2012
I think we can all agree that latina super MILF “>Sofia Vergara’s got one of the best racks working in show business at the moment, at least for a woman her age with a kid who’s something like twenty years old, so I’m sure nobody minds me posting these shots of her on the red carpet in her fancy dress. I don’t know what the party was for or who else was invited, but getting to see her big beautiful breasts squeezed together so nicely is a real treat for me. Enjoy.
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I couldn’t bother to remember exactly who Vienna Girardi is in relation to the craptastic assortment of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad reality programming that I would mercifully axe to death any of my own friends who even slipped into admitting they ever once peeked for even a minute at these shows. But I do think she was a winner, of some kind, and mostly now I’m just saying that because I’m once again staring lust over heels directly into her big-boobed bodacious body and I like to believe that women with sweet chest puppies always win in life.
Vienna was fooling around on a boat in Miami, showing off her curvy bikini body and sipping her Bud Light through a straw, which could only possibly make me want to donkey punch hug and cuddle her that much more. She is a sweetheart. Enjoy.
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Nina Dobrev Give Me Sexy Eyes » January 24th, 2012
So “>Vanessa Hudgens is still on vacation in Hawaii, we all saw her cute little bikini booty yesterday, but instead of coming back with an even smaller bikini she covers up all the good parts in a silly sundress. What a let down. If you’re going to grace the exclusive pages of this crappy site, you’ve got to outdo yourself each and every time. Life lesson.
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Was it me that last week announced the final final end to 2012 Calendar previews? I think it must’ve been my evil identical twin brother, Ronaldo. That bastard gets me into all sorts of trouble; overspending on my credit cards, pinching girls bottoms at bars, and, worst of all, recording Project Runway on my DVR. Damn you, Ronaldo. I bet you got an evil twin of your own, so you can relate.
And, fact is, no way we’re not sharing the delightfully counter-culture hottie brunette, Vikki Blows, in her own celebration of the now current year’s sextastic twelve months. Every time I see Vikki Blows, I want to smile. Can’t help it. I also think about running barefoot through a field of overripe melons, but I’m not sure where that comes from. Simply put, we dig Vikki Blows in a uniquely lustful kind of way. She’s different. She’s hot. And she’s a solid way to mark the passage of time. Enjoy.
I knew I felt some type of disturbance in The Force last evening, a gravitational pull upon me staff that could only be explained by the presence of not one, but two new moons in local orbit around the Egotastic! offices, and, indeed, my suspicions were confirmed upon seeing Jordan Carver dining out in Hollywood last evening, her two stellar orbs on bright red cleavetastic display outside Maestro’s steakhouse. A juicy bit of red meat indeed.
It’s not that I want to stare like a catatonic drooling fool at Jordan’s amazingly well-rounded foreground funbags, it’s just that it’s impossible not to. They’re blessed beasts of nature that demand optical attention. Those State Fair blue ribbon melons have caused many a man to suffer horrific kinks in his neck, let alone the kinks in other places. They ought to be registered as lethal weapons; and I’d like to handle the registration process. Oh, dear Jordan, now that you’re in town, won’t you please please unleash those grandiose puppies. Enjoy.
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Miley Cyrus Likes Them Big And Black » January 25th, 2012
If you’re like me you’re probably a little sad that “>Rihanna is back from her Hawaiian bikini vacation, nothing ruins a perfectly good bikini body that stupid mainland clothing, but it seems she’s not done giving us a little peek. Here she is at the airport in her summery jumpsuit giving us a somewhat see through look at her vacation breasts. She seems like the kind of woman who would go topless on the beach if there weren’t any paparazzi around hiding in the bushes. They need to set up those hidden cameras like they use on National Geographic to film water buffalos humping.
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Happy (one day early) Australia Day!
No, I won’t be dancing nekkid in Hyde Park this year, just because the people of Down Under voted me off their island the last time that happened, but we will be celebrating all things Aussie today with a wonderfully Wonder Woman look at one of Australia’s finest exports, Miranda Kerr, pimped up super hero and super cleavage style in Grazia magazine in celebration of Australia Day.
Now, I’m not exactly sure what Wonder Woman and Australia Day have in common, but if the answer is the smoking hot newly MILFtastic Miranda Kerr, I definitely say, ‘G’Day’. Enjoy.
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Miranda Kerr’s Supermodel Hotness » January 13th, 2012
Look, I know I’ve said this about a thousand times before, but I mean it this time, I really haven’t got a clue who the hell this Amanda Harrington woman is. I’m serious. Anyone? The good news is she’s got some pretty decent hair extensions, she seems to like to wear outfits that don’t fit all that well and she’s got some awesome breasts falling out of said outfit. Three things I look for in a future ex-wife. Call me.
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Stacy Keibler White Hot Goodness » January 13th, 2012
“>Olivia Munn is the latest in a long line of half-famous hot chicks who’ve decided they’d rather wear nothing than wear fur. Good for her. Here she is both on the poster and at the launch of the poster yesterday. Only in LA is there a launch for a poster. Obviously these are kinda lame nude pictures, you can’t see any of the really good parts, unless you’re into slight underboob shots…. Which I am. So hot.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Ghostly Hostness » January 16th, 2012
I don’t pay all that much attention to Amber Heard but after seeing these photos of her at the 2012 Art of Elysium Heaven Gala, she just moved way up my list. This is what Scarlett Johansson is supposed to look like on a regular basis. Good thing we now have a replacement.
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